{"product_id":"fallen-reliquary-wide-leg-jeans","title":"FALLEN RELIQUARY WIDE-LEG JEANS","description":"\u003cp\u003eFALLEN RELIQUARY WIDE-LEG JEANS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre these actual quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn absolute tank of a garment. Anchored by a massive \u003cstrong\u003e470 GSM (13.9 oz) heavyweight vintage-weave blend\u003c\/strong\u003e, these jeans feel like luxury armor and hold their structure much better than your life choices. Cut as a heavy, relaxed wide-leg silhouette, they are engineered to gracefully drape over your footwear while you completely dissociate in public. This isn't thin, cheap fast-fashion denim designed to twist in the wash. It’s built to survive seasons of bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the graphic layout?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn asymmetric visual setup designed to distract people from your personality flaws. The front thigh features an intricate celestial rosary and crescent moon to trick people into thinking you have pure intentions. The back calf features a high-fidelity DTG gothic cross anchored by a \"+ NO SALVATION +\" typography stamp—providing the perfect frame for your chunky boots and complete lack of boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BLUEPRINT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fabric Density:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 470 GSM (13.9 oz) structural vintage denim-weave (76% Cotton, 24% Polyester).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSilhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed, structured Wide-Leg Cut.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTexture Tier:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moderate thickness with dense, heavy-duty durability built to outlast your current relationship, we promise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e Industrial closures encased in heavy workwear contrast stitching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW TO NOT RUIN THEM (CARE)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you can manage to wash your clothes, do it right:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFlip them inside out. Machine wash cold (30°C) on a gentle cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eKeep bleach completely away from this fabric. You're already dead inside; your jeans don't need to look like it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eTumble dry on the lowest possible heat setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNever iron directly over the printed graphics.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67714358346009,"sku":"261008PODFN9950#001","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67714358378777,"sku":"261008PODFN9950#002","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67714358411545,"sku":"261008PODFN9950#003","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67714358444313,"sku":"261008PODFN9950#004","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6610\/0249\/files\/5FA79E50-D472-405D-8C31-D48FF3E35712_.png_2K_20261014122915_-_Edited.jpg?v=1791961234","url":"https:\/\/gothed.store\/products\/fallen-reliquary-wide-leg-jeans","provider":"G Ø T H E D ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}